Friday, June 19, 2009

The clouds are brewing...

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I am looking South from a window in the Second City Training Center offices.

I have been watching the sky over Chicago change color. The clouds are lowering onto the Sears Tower and the Hancock Building.

A hard rain is just beginning to cut through the air and pummel the windows, and the lights just flickered a second after the thunder and lightning flashed.

The clouds are billowing out like a boiling pot of lentil soup as they swirl around the Chicago skyline, and daylight is slipping away as the windows lit in office buildings seem to appear out of nowhere.

A thought appears in my head, "A much needed win for the Cubs will likely be called today"

A second thought has overshadowed the postponed baseball game, "What a fucking stupid week to purchase a bike, Dave, fucking stupid. Why the hell would you chance riding your fucking bike three and a half miles when you knew it might rain. Oh, no, Dave, you are such a fucking idiot. You thought you could fucking beat Mother Nature? Are you fucking serious? You don't even have a fucking fender on your bike. What the fuck? Even if it stops this biblical rainfall before you leave, your ass is going to be soaked by the time you get to Wrigleyville. There is a god-damned waterfall running down the window in front of you right now, and you didn't even bring your fucking bike seat in with you, because you are a moron. The Sears Tower just fucking disappeared from sight because it's raining so hard... What's that sound? Hail? Fuck me. Seriously? Hail? Where the hell did the Hancock Building go? Gone? Gone? Yup. Gone. Stupid Dave. Stupid freaking Dave.

"You are a moron among morons, Dave, a fucking King of the Idiots, a turd among men...

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